So Your Daughter Is A Straight “A” Student?
so you allow her to go with her friends to a pussycat doll concert. When they return… you over hear her and her friends whispering “are you going to tell her,” you walk over to see what’s going on, your daughter demands that she has something she needs to tell you, then your daughter yells “MY MIND IS MADE UP, WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DROP OUT AND BECOME A PORN STAR AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME DAMM*T..” Do you..
A.) slap your daughter in her face and ground her.
B.) blame the pussycat dolls
C.) think it’s a classy profession for your daughter
D.) tell her “there will be no d*mn profanity in my house”
E.) think you’ll use her college money for a vacation trip
F.) [insert responce]
If you are not familiar with how this game works, you pick a letter that best represent your responce.
C
F) “Annie get your gun…”
A) I would slap her across the face and ground her
yes well definetly d!!!!!!!!! lol
F) tell her its a fabulous idea and encourage her and pretend to get all excited. that would soon change her mind.
F) “Okay, then. No more computer, TV, cell phone, games, hanging out with friends, driving, new clothes, presents, etc. until you’re an adult and move out of this house. You can only do you homework, eat, and sleep here.”
I think she’d get the picture and rethink.
F) Say, “good thing I kept that knife” and pull out a huge butcher knife.
F) Smack the living shit out my daughter until I feel like stopping, then I will pull out my Beretta, and we’ll just take it from there.
E lol
F) I don’t care HOW good her grades are, she is NOT going to the concert.
A.) Slap your daughter in her face and ground her.
AND
F.) Send her friends home, beat the sh*t out of her but….with a belt until she says she won’t be a porn star. Then make her swear on the bible…..lastly IF she dont do all of that….that b*tch gotta get the f*ck out my house because she then lost her muther-sucking mind…..
F. Finish school little girl and i want you to know i want be supporting this idea.(I take it she is in high school if college) tell her to have had it..If they are over the age of 21 they can do whatever they want. Then i would use E as my final answer.
A Then D Then E. . . =]